Never Smile at a Crocodile

Never Smile at a Crocodile is a classic children's song and an episode of The Adventures of Gracie Lou. In this song, Gracie Lou encounters the crocodile and learns to not smile at one like this.

Lyrics
Never smile at a crocodile. No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile! Don't be taken in by his welcome grin -- He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin.

Never smile at a crocodile. Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile. Never run, walk away, say "Good-night!", not "Good-day!" Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile!

You may very well be well bred; Lots of etiquette in your head. But there's always some special case, time or place To forget etiquette.

(repeat 1st verse x2)

Trivia

 * This song is originally from the 1953 Disney movie Peter Pan.